promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

youngblackandvegan:

Do not allow people to mispronounce your name

I hate that feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face

(Source: aureat)

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Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

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Lux ATL (via stripperina)

No I fucking LOVE this.

(via beachbunnyescort)

rollwithblues:

Been on a proper forage. Yellow and red plums, elderberries, blackberries and loads of hazel nuts

Where did you go? X

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends