if i ever piss you off tell me
i want to be given the chance to make things right
don’t bottle it up because you feel like it’s easier
if it can be avoided just tell me
communication means a lot to me ok and i like everything to be out in the open
i hate small talk. tell me about your worn-out Vans, or which perfume samples you use to make you smell less terrible. tell me about how you don’t shower often, or how you spent all your money on lottery tickets when you turned 18 so now you live in a dumpster behind Burger King
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.